Thursday, August 11, 2016

How to keep wife happy . . .

How to keep wife happy . . . 

It's really not difficult to make a wife happy.

A husband only needs to be:

1. a friend 
2. a companion 
3. a lover 
4. a saviour
5. a father 
6. a man 
7. a chef 
8. an electrician 
9. a carpenter 
10. a plumber 
11. a mechanic 
12. a decorator 
13. a stylist 
14. a charmer
15. a gynecologist 
16. a psychologist 
17. a bug exterminator
18. a psychiatrist 
19. a healer 
20. a good listener 
21. an organizer 
22. a good father 
23. Very clean 
24. Sympathetic 
25. Athletic 
26. Warm 
27. Attentive 
28. Gallant 
29. Intelligent 
30. Funny 
31. Creative 
32. Tender 
33. Strong 
34. Understanding 
35. Tolerant 
36. Prudent 
37. Ambitious 
38. Capable 
39. Courageous 
40. Determined 
41. True 
42. Dependable 
43. Passionate 
44. Compassionate 

AND, WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 

45. Give her compliments frequently
46. Love shopping 
47. Be honest 
48. Be very rich 
49. Never stress her 
50. Never look at other women!

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space 

AND, VERY VERY VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays 
* anniversaries 
* her favorite color 
* her favorite flower 
* her favorite gem 
* her favorite fragrance 
* her favorite memories 
* her favorite holidays 
* her favorite friends 
* her favorite vacation destinations
* her favorite beverage 
* her favorite food 
* her favorite restaurant 
* any arrangements she makes
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And Now,

HOW TO MAKE HUSBAND HAPPY

Just leave him alone.....with his TV remote and mobile phone...and his favourite drink.....And he'll be just fine...


Dedicated to all .....married people. 😄 😜